出唔出得街嫁?作者: ChARsoN 時間: 2008-7-17 11:08
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有創意作者: redred 時間: 2008-7-17 11:11
世上最強中式英文
1.we two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰阿
2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?
3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
4.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! > 有事起奏,無事退朝
5.you me you me 彼此彼此
6.You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住!
7.know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之,不知為不知…
8.WATCH SISTER 表妹
9.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'』son can make hole!! 龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
10.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
11.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述
12.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
13.go past no mistake past 走過路過,不要錯過
14.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
15.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有,要命一條
16.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。
17.you have two down son。 你有兩下子。作者: redred 時間: 2008-7-17 11:11
中文轉英文
I know your mouse
我識你老鼠
You call me how to come out and walk in the future?
你叫我以後點出黎行?
I give you some colour to see
我俾d顏色你睇
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過黎
Monster of blowing water
吹水怪
Blow chicken
吹雞
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys
我吹雞打你班友
Face green green
臉青青
You see road carefully
你小心睇路
Are you road?
你係咪路呀?
How senior are you?
你算老幾?
What the water are you?
你係乜水?
Do you big me?
你大我呀?
Zebra chops people
班馬劈友
Do the world
做世界
Big tea rice
大茶飯
What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair
批我個頭俾你當"登"坐
I give you only a hair
我俾條毛你
Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?
Wear grass
著草
I am wearing grass
我著緊草
I fear that you have teeth
我驚你有牙
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me
你未夠班同我講數
What the spring do you do?
你做乜春?
Measure water
榜水
A dragon service
一條龍服務
Hold hold water
楂楂水
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=3pSg75BYHQg作者: randyip 時間: 2008-7-18 13:52
11.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述
>>>>>>>let's amended to: ONE car go, TWO car come, THREE car PengPengPeng